Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Nov. 6 2014

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Once you quit worryin’ ’bout winnin’ every time you’ll realize it’s all goin’ to work out just fine. That’s ’cause you can finally start usin’ your peripheral vision and see alternate routes to attain your ambition. The moment you give up obsessin’ on success is when you’ll get more opportunities than Versace’s got dresses!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) It’s time to stop dippin’ your toes in the water ’cause it ain’t gettin’ any colder or hotter. This week you’ve just gotta go ahead and dive right in if you wanna do better than just gettin’ by and survivin’. Whenever you get in over your head is when you really start thrivin’!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) When you use a war horse to plow your field for too long things’ll eventually go wrong. Like too much domestication and your steed just might forget how to help you in a fight. This week if you wanna be ready for any surprises make sure you run your old war horse through some combat exercises!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Don’t stress. This turn of events in no way prevents you from attainin’ success. While it may look like a bomb your safest reaction is to remain calm. No matter how uneasy it makes you feel this is simply a turn of fortune’s fickle wheel. When the dust’s finally cleared up you’ll find you’re actually quite cheered up!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) You may be hatin’ waitin’ but put your faith in fate and keep on hesitatin’. Don’t freak or go on a butt-kickin’ streak ’cause within the next week you’ll get the final answer you seek. Until you do get it your safest bet is don’t do anything especially something you could regret!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Instead of ignorin’ what someone else has to say ’cause you figure you’ve got it all worked out anyway this week pay careful attention — even to the dumbest words a simpleton mentions. The more you think you don’t know the more room your intelligence has for it to grow. Besides these days you never know who’s got the solid info!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) If you’re wonderin’ why lately you’re feelin’ so low down ’n’ blue what stands in the way of your happiness is you. Your happiness is your job. When you’re comin’ ’round to the brass ring there ain’t no one who’s just gonna give it to you dagnabbit. You’re the one who’s gotta reach out and grab it!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) A lot could happen on the road up ahead and one is runnin’ into a dead end. It don’t mean your destination was wrong it means to get there you need a different path to walk along. This week it’s time to take solid steps towards followin’ your heart. Just make sure you work out an alternate route to get there before you start!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) If you think you can blame bein’ wishy-washy on your bein’ a water sign you’d better think twice. Under the right conditions that water can turn into cold hard jagged ice. That’s why this week when you sense an upcomin’ change in more than just the season it’s time to protect yourself and start your waters freezin’!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Right now you’re negotiatin’ with a dog and as a cat you seem to have forgotten how dumb they can be. If you try to pry that bone away from ’em you won’t get far. Try pretendin’ you’re all about a much smaller bone. Then when Fido makes a move to take the inferior bone you snatch up his big one and take it on home!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Your ship’s gettin’ battered and tossed but all is not lost. The thing is grabbin’ the wheel yourself is your only hope’s cost. You’re the captain of your own destiny and if you do nothin’ now you’ll end up lost at sea. There ain’t no higher stakes so don’t be afraid to do whatever it takes!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Bein’ the “good guy” startin’ to give you the blues? Well with all the egalitarian judgments you’ve made with your scales what else can you do? Don’t worry this restlessness phase’ll soon pass so don’t be so quick to turn on the gas. Although you may wanna bust loose havin’ a hot time now would just cook your own goose!