Cruisin’ the Cosmos – Week of Jan. 8 2015

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Before you go off half-cocked stick yourself in a room and then make sure it’s locked. Countin’ to 10 just ain’t gonna cut it you’ve gotta find a door walk through and then shut it. This week you’ll only get real satisfaction with thorough thinkin’ — not a knee-jerk reaction!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) If you’re the visionary then it’s pretty scary that you currently don’t seem to be able to see further than your schnozzle. Livin’ for the moment may be a blast but if you ain’t made plans for the future you end up livin’ in the past. This week it ain’t time to stop ’cause you’re only close to not at the top!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Your grip is startin’ to slip so it’s time to get hip on the kung-fu tip. First and foremost you can’t use force on your foe — you’ve gotta use your foe’s force against them. This week wait for the attack then turn it around and send it right back!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) You may be all cozy ’n’ rosy in your ivory tower but that naturally happens when you get too used to power. Heck Buddha had no clue how hard life could be till he ditched his pop’s palace and walked the streets aimlessly. This week sacrifice ain’t no reason for freakin’ ’cause it ain’t that much relatively speakin’!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Don’t ever underestimate the magnetic attraction of an earth sign ’cause baby you are full of gravitational pull. Currently your tractor beam is workin’ to bring you success in your scheme. However this week beware ’cause you’ll also attract those who’ll dare to stab you in the back!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) You and your skills are like an old married pair — you hardly try anymore ’cause you know they’re always there. Of course the longer you let them go stale the greater the chance in a crisis the union will fail. This week rekindle the flame or when your skills walk out on you you’ll only have yourself to blame!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) When you’re feelin’ kinda faint it’s a symptom that you ain’t got that much left to give. It’s fine ’n’ dandy to be helpful ’n’ handy but if you wanna live you’ve gotta start to put a tourniquet on your bleedin’ heart. This week shovel your neighbour’s walk if you must — but not if it means that your back will bust!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Cats may have nine lives but are you keepin’ an accurate count? Ever get the feelin’ the number you’ve used is startin’ to mount? Just ’cause so far you’ve always been able to land on your feet don’t mean you can’t be beat. This weekend if you stay modest and humble you won’t have far to fall if you do happen to stumble!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) When your back’s against the wall who you gonna call? If the only answer you could come up with was “Ghostbusters” then you’re in a lot bigger trouble than you think. That’s ’cause this week no amount of persistence will get you half as far as askin’ for assistance!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) “By any means necessary” can lead you into situations that are pretty dang hairy. The means ain’t always justified by the end ’specially if it means screwin’ over a friend. This week things will be much clearer after you take a good long look at yourself in the mirror!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Though it seems that lately fair play’s been ignored justice will soon come and kick ass with her sword. Hey as long as you haven’t been the proverbial dog in the manger you don’t have to worry ’bout bein’ in no karmic danger. This week observe the rules when you play and the lucky breaks will come your way!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) What happened to the self-centred son-of-a-gun who thought they were the only thing under the sun? You done become like one o’ them politicians who won’t draw without askin’ a pollster if you can pull your piece from your holster. This week work on reducin’ the gulf between the way you are now and bein’ a lone wolf!