Serena Malyon
Aquarius
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) A fool and their money are soon parted and luckily your foolishness has only just started. Mercury just began its retrograde trip through your sign and you’re straight-up bein’ the fool if you think you won’t need to adjust your designs. The next two weeks will not go as planned but if you’re prepared for that money won’t slip through your hands!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Runnin’ low on inspiration? Feelin’ frustration due to a well that’s runnin’ dry of artistic creation? Need some stimulation to stoke your imagination? Well this week one way to get those juices flowin’ is throw all the old stuff you no longer need into a pile light a match and give all o’ that kindlin’ a serious blowin’!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Although it feels like the cosmos has just levelled your base you wouldn’t be that worried if you knew what you could do with a totally pro clean-up crew. Quit thinkin’ about days of yore and make it better now than it was before. With elbow grease and some help from your friends you’ll start seein’ success before next month ends!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Even if it looks like you ain’t gonna win that’s no reason for you to throw your towel in. There’s always a chance your generals’ll send the cavalry to swoop in to save you before the bitter end. If not and you get shot at least you’ll know you gave all you’ve got. As they said in the Wild West if you’re gonna die dyin’ with your boots on is best!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Like all races finishin’ first’s a blast ’cause you get more than those who came second third or last. You get the trophy champagne and a kiss but once it’s over it’s the excitement of racin’ you miss. Enjoy your time at the top but don’t let your skills sleep ’cause you’ll be racin’ soon — you’ve got a championship to keep!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Although you try not to be all about material things you do need to focus on business and the moolah it brings. You’ve given freely of yourself so often ’cause it comes natural to you but right now you’ve got a whole lot of work you need to do. This week the more you concentrate the more you’ll see new areas of opportunity!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) If you should feel your ferocity dyin’ try watchin’ a documentary about your totem animal the lion. Peepin’ its behaviour could be a lifesaver. If you realize how your situation’s almost the same you won’t waver in the face of your adversity. When you know you’re at the top of the food chain you no longer feel a need to flee!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Your present struggle’s more than a quarrel and while you may be the one who has them on the run it ain’t quite time to rest on your laurels. Some pockets of resistance’ll have pesky persistence and are more than ready to go the whole distance. You’re crazy if you think it’s done but the battle ain’t that far from bein’ won!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Although strikin’ a balance can be a beautiful thing eternal equilibrium would be infinitely boring. In fact everything would immediately stop and nothin’ could go since bein’ outta balance is what makes all energy flow. Wonderin’ what to do when life seems to get a bit pale? Shake it up and tip the scales!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) You may have crashed ’n’ burned but at least you’ve learned and now that part of your course is complete. But how you ask do you get back on your feet? Don’t fret. You have the technology. You can rebuild yourself better than before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Once you do you’ll be more able to avoid future disasters!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’ve got a hunger you know just what you need and now to satisfy your tummy’s grumblin’ it’s time you feed. Naturally this’ll come with a cost ’cause whatever you gain’ll be another’s loss. What can you say? If it’s painful to you or somebody else then so be it. You’ve come way too far for your food to just quit!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) This is one o’ those weeks where you may need to learn that it can be bad business to stick to your ways and be stubborn. If you simply let fate take its own course you’ll end up better off not worse. However should you try to shape reality to your vision things won’t come together — they’ll splinter fracture and fission!