Serena Malyon
Aquarius
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Right now the greatest gift you can give yourself is some much-needed forgivin’ ’cause hit shappens as a byproduct of livin’. It ain’t always your fault when things grind to a halt but it’s you who’s lame if you don’t start up again. This week make peace with you so you can begin something new!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) The cosmos wants you to yell out loud “I’m Pisces and I’m proud! This week there ain’t nothin’ or no one who’ll get in my way! If I wanna play then damn it I’ll play! And if I wanna love then that’s just what I’ll do — even if it means pushin’ and shovin’ my way through!”
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) It’s funny how givin’ in to temptation can make a mole hill outta the mountain you’re facin’. Sure makin’ a deal with the devil’ll help you win your goal but you ain’t no further ahead if you’ve won and you’re owin’ your soul. This week there ain’t no point in winnin’ the race if victory results in you losin’ face!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) You can’t afford pleasure or leisure right now — you’ve got lots to work on through which you need to plow. Distraction may bring satisfaction but it’ll be temporary. When your work’s finished you’ll have lots of time to make merry. This week for goodness sake don’t be tempted to take a break!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) This week you’re gonna let yourself get a wee bit too cocky and as a result you’ll receive some Karmic chop-socky all ’round your head. Don’t sweat it it ain’t somethin’ to dread. In fact bein’ surprise attacked’ll help you by showin’ you what your strategy lacked!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) You’re a water sign and if there’s one thing you know about the sea it’s how dangerous it can really be. Of course you’re a salty ol’ dog and about as easy to sink as a balsa wood log. That’s why this week when you sail into turbulent times you know you’ll come out of it and into calm climes!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Sorry to tell you kitty but you won’t get much pity if you take something awesome and make it bad. It’s your own fault for not takin’ care of what you already had. This week don’t lose all you have tryin’ to get the best of the lot. Instead do the best with what you’ve got!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) You’re not to blame ’cause you’re so good at your game but inferior players don’t always see it the same. Before the weekend they’ll try to get in your way but don’t let what they say sway you from what you wanna do. If they’re too slow just go ahead and play through!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) You don’t incur bad karma by takin’ what you want to — it’s the way you take it that can come back to haunt you. Of course when you come correct good karma’s what you can expect. If your conduct is always honest and true you’re untouchable ’cause nobody’ll have nothin’ on you!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) As Taoism teaches weakness is strength so this week prostrate yourself at considerable length. Resistin’ and fightin’ only saps your resources and if you can’t beat ’em join the opposin’ forces. If you submit surrender succumb and give in you’ll find it’s not such a battle livin’!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’re like an oyster in the ocean that doesn’t know why everyone in the world wants you to open. Well it’s ’cause you’re holdin’ a pearl. You’ve got somethin’ valuable deep down inside and they all try to get you pried open wide. This week protect your gem and don’t be so quick to turn it over to them!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Don’t get ticked when your ass gets kicked ’cause the only reason you ran that race is due to your bein’ tricked. You were distracted from what you really oughtta be doin’ ’cause when it comes to that you’re a ringer and a shoo-in. Thankfully losin’ this li’l contest’ll put you back to doin’ what you do the best!