Serena Malyon
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) You’re at the front of the pack and what you need ain’t more speed but to secure your spot and sit on your lead. You’re already settin’ the pace and if you push it too hard you might mess up this race. You’re already motorin’ like crazy but if you don’t chill you’ll take this corner too fast and then take a spill!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) What you need right now is a good dose of Aspirin. Oops! Seem to have dropped an apostrophe there. What you really need is a good dose of aspirin’. No dope only high hopes can get you off the ropes and into full swing in the ring again. This week when you hear the ringin’ of the bell come out swingin’ and give ’em hell!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Power’s a dream security’s a scheme and insurance is a scam perpetuated by The Man. That’s ’cause in life there be no guarantees. This is why you oughtta listen to old-timers when they warn you to grab the bull by the horns… the longer you wait the more likely it’ll turn out to be too late!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) There ain’t nothin’ wrong with havin’ a burnin’ desire. What’s not right is lettin’ lack of fuel put out that fire. This weekend you can get what you’re wishin’ by throwin’ more logs on the flames of ambition. Don’t just sit around on your butt waitin’ for that lucky break go make your own with the actions you take!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) They say never look a gift horse in the mouth but when it comes from the Trojans it’s time to put that epigram aside and take a good look inside. If it seems like it’s too good to be true it probably is and it’ll end up screwin’ you. This week be careful what you accept ’cause instead of profit it very well could bring you debt!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Lions are sometimes used as symbols of kings ’cause they’re good at maintainin’ the unity thing. If you’re a strong leader you can keep the pride together and if you do that there’ll be almost nothin’ you can’t weather. This week you’ll see great success if you can get all the cats in your crew to coalesce!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) If it was always true that when you want something done you’d better do it yourself then Santa wouldn’t need a single elf. You need help and that’s a fact so it’s important you attract someone to share the stage in your act. This ain’t no monologue and if you play it alone the audience’ll soon leave for home!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) You’re gonna have one o’ those weekends they write C&W songs about. Y’know your dog dies your lover takes your car and your best friend while everything that’s kept you happy comes abruptly to an end. But it ain’t that bad where you are presently since you can always write your own sad song and get rich off royalties!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) There’s no dispute that lately life for you Scorpios has been hard but this weekend it’s time to receive your reward. As long as to thine own self you’ve been true you’ll get your karmic debt repaid to you. What’s even better than best if you demand you’ll get it back along with interest!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’ll be tempted this week to stay home alone and rule your li’l empire from your comfy throne but what you might not see is that it’s time to develop your foreign policy. That’s ’cause in the times we’re facin’ it’s all about globalization. The world ain’t somethin’ for you to hide from but to make your place in!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) It’s time for you to brush up on your Willy this week. Shakespeare that is for those of you with a dirty mind. More precisely you should check out Hamlet’s “To be or not to be” soliloquy directly. That’s ’cause pretty soon you’ll have to suffer the slings ’n’ arrows of misfortune and if you want satisfaction you can’t let your enterprises lose the name of action!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) As a way of sayin’ job well done Karma’s gonna deal you a handful o’ fun. The best thing about it is that your luck’s havin’ a run and the odds are on your side for winnin’ this one. That’s why this week you don’t worry ’bout bettin’ the pot. Besides what’ve you got to lose? Not a whole heckuva lot!
