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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Jan 24 2008

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Runnin’ low on inspiration? Feelin’ frustration ’cause you’re stuck when it comes to artistic creation? Processes of mentation need stimulation? Well this week one way to get your juices flowin’ and start mentally growin’ is throw all the stuff you don’t need on the fire and give the kindlin’ a darn good blowin’!

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Bein’ laid back is the best way to let success slip through your fingers before this Wednesday. If you want what you desire it’s time to turn up the fire ’cause it ain’t somethin’ you can acquire through waitin’. You can’t cook your supper in lukewarm water and nothin’ll happen here ’till you get a bit hotter!

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

You’ve got a hunger you know what you need and now to satisfy your hankerin’ it’s time to feed. Naturally this’ll come with a cost ’cause everything you gain’ll be someone else’s loss. Well if it’s painful to you or somebody else then so be it. You’ve come too far for your food now to up ’n’ quit!

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

This is one o’ those weeks where you need to learn that sometimes it’s bad business for you to be really stubborn. If you simply let fate take its own course in the end you’ll be better not worse. However if you try to mould reality to your vision things won’t come together — they’ll crack fracture and fission!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

In a world of chaos and disarray it’s hard to know which cards are best to play. Just ’cause you don’t really know all the rules don’t mean when you play that you’ll look like a fool. Don’t worry — this weekend you’ll get guidance from the divine that’ll help navigate you through even the toughest of times!

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Like all races finishin’ first’s a blast ’cause you get a lot more than the one who came last. Of course you get the trophy champagne and a kiss but when it’s over it’s the excitement of the race that you miss. Enjoy your time at the top but don’t let your skills go to sleep ’cause you’ll be racin’ again soon — you’ve got a championship to keep!

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)

If you want things to work out your way at the end of the day concentrate this week on makin’ your efforts pay. If somethin’ you’re investin’ in don’t show a profit it’s time to cut back on your portfolio a bit. Spend both your time and your money pragmatically and your happiness’ll grow proportionately!

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

This week someone’ll teach you the lesson you need — that failure is often the best way to succeed. Either it spurs you on to reach perfection or else it turns you in the right direction. Either way it’s a beneficial correction. This week when things don’t work out remember that and forget your self-doubt!

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Now ain’t the time to meddle in others’ affairs ’cause even if you’re right nobody cares. You’ve got housekeepin’ of your own to do and people ain’t gonna listen if your actions ain’t showin’ what your words say — then it’s just hot air blowin’. The best way to be a positive influence is not how you talk but how you live!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Are you sure you’re really doin’ the right thing or are you more concerned with the reward it’ll bring? You’d better be pretty darn sure of your motives before you start interferin’ with how someone else lives. If it makes you look good rather than them in the end you’ll get the lump o’ coal and they’ll get the gem!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Even if it looks like you ain’t gonna win that’s no reason to throw the towel in. There’s always a chance they’re gonna send the cavalry to save you before the end. If not and you get shot at least you’ll know you gave all you’ve got. Like they said in the wild Wild West if you gotta die dyin’ with your boots on is best!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

It’s not like you planned to land in quicksand but that’s where you stand and now you’re there you’re startin’ to struggle in despair. The more you fight the more you dig yourself deeper and the more the way to escape becomes steeper. This weekend keep completely still before it’s more than just time you kill!

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.

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