SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
When you feel like you’re bein’ squeezed in and can’t find your way out don’t let yourself get freaked by fear and doubt. Just get ready to jump ’cause you won’t have time to think things through. There’s an exit gettin’ ready to open but only for a moment in one particular space. Luckily it’ll land you right where you were hopin’ to get to in the first place!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
You Sags are symbolized by a centaur and Monday’ll make you drastically feel that dichotomy. Y’see the sun enters your sign at the same time as the moon opposes you. The verdict? Confusion through and through. The moon is your horsey bits stuck here on Earth urgin’ you to act like an animal while the sun is your human half aimin’ at the heavens. Which do you centaurs centre on?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
You’re on the verge of somethin’ new and yes it’s gonna lay some luxury on you. But success won’t be as easy as it seems so don’t start countin’ chickens in your dreams. First you gotta do the work to get ’em to hatch so better warm them eggs up before you lose the whole batch!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
The good thing about goin’ through the wringer is even though everything’s been squeezed outta you you still come out the other end fresh as a daisy and squeaky clean to boot. Remember that fact when the crunch comes in. It’ll be easier knowin’ that if you can make it to the other side you’ll win!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
In the next few days some crazy occurrence is gonna show you that you actually can make your dream come true. You just need a kick-start in the confidence department. That’s why you should write a list of everything you kick ass at this week. It’ll be longer than you think and give you the courage you seek!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
You’ve got one helluva few days ahead of you God of War! The moon’s in your sign until this weekend and it’s take-no-prisoners time so stop the sabre rattlin’ and get down to some battlin’. It’s a good day to die as the First Nations say so be sure to eat drink and be merry before the big fray!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
You may think you’ve got it all worked out but it’s still pretty foolish and there’s a lotta room left for doubt. But by all means don’t stop what you’re doin’ even if it’s gonna bring you to ruin. It’s also gonna bring you something new that’ll end up bein’ one of the best things to ever happen to you!
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
Unlike your neighbour Taurus if it’s triumph you seek then you’ve gotta turn your sword into a ploughshare this week. Wastin’ all your energy on an enemy can be draining to say the least so focus your efforts on transformin’ a seed from a kernel to a harvest to a feast.
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
You’re water. They’re fire. If you can keep from cancellin’ each other out the both of you’ll be able to reach much higher. As a team you create steam and when you put it to work you two become a machine. In fact you won’t have to worry too much ’cause your dynamic duo’ll be too hot to touch!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
Stuck? You won’t be for long especially when you realize what in life you really prize. You’re the creative impulse of the zodiac and create’s what you oughtta do so get your ass out there and make somethin’ new. Whether it’s a friend bookcase piece of art or idea you’ll soon be able to look stagnation in the eye and say "See ya!"
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
Sometimes people call you hypercritical ’cause well you are. But you can also be much more and here’s Manilus an old dead dude to tell you the score: "Modest Virgo’s rays give polished parts and fill men’s breasts with honesty and arts; no tricks for gain nor love of wealth dispense but piercing thoughts and winning eloquence." Emphasis on the modest OK?
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
You’re an air sign and like the wind sometimes you try to be everywhere at once. All that does is dissipate your energy on a bunch of light breezes that couldn’t blow over a single blade of grass and come across like weak wheezes. Focus your energy in just one direction and your breath’ll be like a tempest with no chance for deflection.
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