LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Weather this window of significant change like a grizzled ol’ cowpoke out on the range. It’ll rain it’ll snow with nowhere to go and nowhere to hide but in spite of the elements you still have to ride. Tend to your li’l doggies till the bitter end or you’ll notice a serious cut to your expected stipend!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Don’t be one o’ those folks who tell people what you think their garden needs when your own just happens to be chock full o’ weeds. You may be right but why should anyone take your advice when your own patch don’t look so nice? This week if you feel something needs to be done make your own yard priority one!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) In case you’re confused or conflicted with doubt impulse is what you fire signs are all about. Especially this week while Mars is in full force make sure to follow your heart and take your chances before they swiftly depart. Yeah your joy may be momentary and short-lived but at least you’ll know you gave all you could give!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Don’t let nobody cause you grief or strife when it comes to how you choose to live your own life. You goats have a unique appetite and to satiate however you like is completely your right. This week if challenged yell out at the top of your throat “Give me a break man! I’m a goat! I know what I am and I’ll eat what I want — even if it’s a tin can!”
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) You’ve gotta lotta ideas you’d like to go through with more than enough energy and will with which to do it. What else you have though is a tough row to hoe ’cause even the cosmos itself ain’t sure which direction you oughtta go. Over this weekend stay perfectly still and it’ll become pretty clear which ground you should break and where you should till!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) After the weekend you’ll start believin’ the hype about all artists bein’ sensitive types. That’s ’cause you’re considered to be born under the most sensitive sign so it’s like you’re a natural artist without even tryin’. Right now’s the best time for you to create ’cause even if there ain’t no cash in it it’ll make you feel great!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Your right brain is a lot like Eddie Murphy’s girl: It wants to party all the time party all the time party all the time. Well there ain’t no denyin’ that’d be fine and a whole lot o’ fun but the problem is your left brain knows there’s work to be done. It’s best that you finish it now before they’re both under the gun!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Out on the range the deer and antelope may play while the buffalo roam but until next weekend you bulls might just wanna kick it at home alone. Things aren’t bad in fact they’re actually good but right now you might not make the best choices you could. Blame it on the moon or the sun or Mercury but it’s a good week to keep your calendar free!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) As it stands it’s like you’re holdin’ a pile of sand in your hands. The harder you squeeze and the tighter you grip the more sand that’ll slip through your fingers. If you’ve got more than you need and want some to linger don’t start to hoard ’cause you’ll wind up empty-handed if this warning’s ignored!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Lookin’ to boost to your recently low levels of juice? Well have a look-see at hydroelectricity. You can get it from water as you know by buildin’ a dam and then restrictin’ its flow. So if an increase in your power’s what you presently seek slow down your flow to a trickle this week!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) The savannah has almost every kind of prey there is under the sun so it can be confusin’ when choosin’ after which one to run. When you’ve got wildebeests gazelles and big tasty gnus just how is a lion supposed to choose? Well before you start runnin’ willy-nilly all over the place pick just one that you’re gonna chase!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Lately you’re a lot like an A-list actor filming your own stunts. The one you’re about to pull may look insane but you’re wearin’ a safety line all the same. How could you be afraid you’ll lose it all when that line’ll save you if you should fall? This week fear shouldn’t be a factor for you ’cause you’re gonna be safe whatever you do!
